Is it a Scientific Phenomena or What?

By Ronnie LoBello
There is a phenomenon that science is over looking. Maybe mathematicians could figure out the formula. Perhaps some one out there can apply for a government grant of hundreds of thousands of dollars to study this. Please let me know if you do.
I'm sure that you have noticed these laws too. I just don't know if they have ever been documented yet they're very similar to Murphy's laws but I don't think there in the exact same category. The first law is. (Law #1) When ever you wait for a bus or train one or two will go in the opposite direction first. Maybe this dosen't happen every time, I'm sure you can get lucky sometimes, but in the most part the rule applies. (Law #2) Here's another one when you break a law, I mean a small one, like improper left turn or something, there is always a cop there to give a ticket but when you need a cop you can never find one. (Law #3) When you are in a hurry or late for an important appointment the elevator slows down or makes a lot more stops than usual. (Law #4) Or when you order some food at a restaurant and are waiting for your food for what seems to be for ever then you light up a cigarette that's when the waitress suddenly brings your order to you. (Law #5) Or how about seeing something laying around for months and when you finally need it now you cant find it anywhere, my keys do that to me all the time. (Law #6) Your waiting for an important phone call and the moment you step out of the room for a moment the phone rings and you miss that call. (Law #7) There are more laws I just can't think of them right now. If you can think of more please post them on the comments bulletin and maybe we can bring this science phenomenon to an explainable textbook conclusion.